Are you a girl?? Then stop acting like one.
Seriously, it's just embarrassing. STOP being so moody. Step up and face your problems instead of running away from them. Tell me what's going on instead of leaving me hanging all the time. Just be honest. You've been on your man period for like two weeks now and even for a girl, that's unhealthy. So grow some balls and fess up instead of moping around and pretending like nothing's wrong. Sorry to break it to you, but it's impossible for you to use a tampon. Suck it up, BE A MAN.
"Truth be told I miss you. And truth be told I'm lying."